If I had a sports bar, it would be called The DL.
Then, we could all talk in code.
Say you were watching the home opener there, you could call your friends back at the office and say, "Can't come back to work - I'm on the DL."
Now, Scotty Eyre, he's really on the DL, which means he's disabled.
A bum elbow.
A bone spur.
He won't be at the home opener.
He can legitimately say, "I'm on the DL."
And while I will be at the home opener, I'm gonna have to say something else.
Because I don't have a sports bar.
I don't know what to think about Reed Johnson.
I know we need help in center, but please let Felix play.
Can't wait for Monday.