I didn't watch, but read Jason Stark's blog as it was going on.
Read it if you have a minute - Stark's good.
Anyway, these professional government people, you do not want them pointing fingers at you.
You do not want them asking you questions.
This guy Lynch (appropriate name, right?), his legal take (paraphrased by Stark) on people taking steroids is pretty...legal sounding: using steroids to gain a monetary advantage!
Doesn't that mean like, stealing?
If I'm Roger Clemens, I'm worried about my legacy...being called a cheater...a liar.
Lynch's thinking means Roger ought to be worried about being a thief.
But it sounds like the Congressional guys are going to let the Baseball guys attempt to clean this up, unless you lied to them already...(pretend like I made a cough noise that sounded like "TEJADA!")
Yesterday, I opened the little fridge in my office for the first time since the Holiday break.
There were 2 guys in my office, and I thought somebody'd silently and deadly-ey cut the cheese.
It was awful.
But no - there was an old salad in the fridge, and man it was rank.
Reminded me of this steroid thing.
Selig and Fehr, they gotta get rid of this stink.
Okay, Cub Convention coming up, I can think about nicer things.