Remember that guy in "Reservoir Dogs" who had his ear sliced off by Michael Madsen, how that guy just bled and bled?
That's what I, as a Bears Fan, feel like.
This season has been nothing but one long slooooowwww bleeder.
I took my daughter to a Girl Scout thing last night, and when I got home I turned on the tv just in time to watch Brian Griese throw 2 really bad interceptions in a row.
I'm thinking, "What happened to Grossman?"
Then they showed his knee and ankle bend wrong under other people's weight twice in slow motion so I could feel optimal hurl-ness.
That was awful, man.
And then, guess what I did?
I turned it off.
I went in the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror.
I had a Bears hat on.
And I thought, "Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"