The Bears have put Uncertainty at quarterback, not that there was ever any uncertainty about that.
So Rex and Brian each get jerseys with matching names.
The Cubs send Jacque Jones to Detroit for utility guy Omar Infante, which means the gift of center field goes to Felix Pie.
We'll see how long that lasts, but I hope he gets another chance.
And of course Jason Kendall and Steve Trachsel have been re-gifted, so they can go under anyone's tree.
What gifts will happen next?
Just gettin' in the spirit here, folks.