You know, he's 6'5" and weighs 220.
He's the biggest stud pitcher this season, this playoffs, this World Series, and maybe the last couple years.
Before he's done, he might be the biggest stud ever.
So if you're Josh Beckett, I guess you can do any damn thing you want.
Even that beard.
And I know he usually has a beard, but man he musta used the worlds smallest scissors to trim it like that.
As soon as the game started, I couldn't take my eyes off it.
I thought it was something stuck on my screen, or maybe old Josh didn't know there was a spider on his chin.
I mean, it had hair.
But only enough to cover a dime.
Probably, I'm nuts.
Probably, if the Series goes beyond 4 games and he pitches again there'll be people selling fake "Joshes" in front of Fenway for $20.
During the game we'll see a shot of oh...say Stephen King sporting one, or maybe Matt Damon and his wife Luciana both with one.
It'll become a rage, this mini upside down chin-pasty.
Okay, the game was semi-predictable.
The Rockies looked like they just got back from vacation, and Boston was clicking on all cylinders.
Here's hoping it's not a wipe-out, 'cause there are some cool kids on that Rocky team.
And there'll be no designated hitter when they go to Colorado...
But I also gotta say, when Dustin Pedroia hit the second pitch out, it was sort of deja vu.
Reminded me of the last Cub game I went to.
Ouch ee wa wa.