The A-Rod Dress-Up Doll!
It's the biggest new game in the country - even bigger than the World Series!
Seriously, I thought the World Series was really draaaging on, and I pretty much knew the Red Sox were gonna win, so I was like, can we please talk about something else?
Like an angel from heaven, super agent Scott Boras emailed the AP and let them know A-Rod was opting out of his contract, which of course got to my men Tim McCarver and Joe Buck, and thankfully they spared us amost a whole inning of baseball so we could listen to this fascinating story.
Which brings me to my new game...
Scotty Boras - you reading this post?
Listen, I believe I've hit one out of the park with this doll idea.
Dude, you're not just hooked up with sports guys, are you?
'Cause I could use an agent with your skills.
I think I'd like, oh say...GI JOE money for this thing, dude.