Now that he’s broken the record, I’m going to clear Barry Bonds out of my mind.
I'm hoping this is my last drawing of him.
This one refers, of course, to the form of designer steroids (the CREAM and the CLEAR) Barry allegedly took while (also allegedly) thinking it was like, flaxseed oil or something.
Saw the big homer replay about a million times.
Couldn’t believe that crowd let that homer bounce.
And now we get to follow the story of the record breaking ball...
So...how about them Cubs? Zambrano's been slipping, I just saw Ramirez may have a wrist problem, Pagan's got colitis, Ohman has a barking shoulder, and Soriano's gone. And me? Well, just like you I've gone from high as a kite to sort of walking around like a zombie. Just...a horror show.