Okay, so he got 3,000 hits.
Still can't stand Craig Biggio or the Astros.
And Lance Berkman - remember the time he faked getting beaned in the head?
Or when Oswalt drilled Michael Barrett?
Really.
Don't like these guys.
But we have fab seats to today's game, and at work we've got summer hours, AND my Dad's here from AZ, AND ZAMBRANO'S ON THE MOUND.
Plus it's the Astros, who I hate, in case I haven't been clear.
This is going to be a great day.
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