Like a complete boob, I missed the first two.
Out back, grilling salmon, Friday night, martini, all that.
Turned on the radio, Ron and Pat are telling me Soriano’s up for the third time, and then the story of the first two homers.
Suddenly Pat: “HE DID IT AGAIN!”
3 homers in a row.
I guess we’re supposed to expect amazing things from Alfonso, but that’s mondo-amazing.
And Sean Marshall.
Who expected that guy to come back and be such an alpha dog?
Worship to you, Mr. Marshall.
Okay, Cubs beat the Braves 9-1, they’ve won 5 of their last 6 while outscoring opponents 41-12.
They’re pretty hot, these Cubs, and we should all feel really good about this.
As Homer Simpson says, “Mmmm…beer.”
Come to think of it, Steve Flynn says that too.