I ride my bike in the morning, and carry my camera.
Sometimes I get some kind of beauty shot, and sometimes I see something that gives me the fear.
This morning, it was this hideous squirrel...
I stopped, and it stayed on the path pretty close to me.
I could take in the little sores on the tail, the little crooked hairs sticking off, it’s little yellow squirrel teeth.
First I thought I’m not seeing this right, then I thought I would hurl, then I thought of the Cubs.
This isn’t a crazy squirrel that attacks, or a normal squirrel looking for nuts.
This squirrel has some revolting disorder that makes it want to eat itself.
“Mmmmm…my own tail.”
Sort of sum up the Cubs so far this year?
In yesterday’s loss to the Rangers, Soriano and Pagan both dropped catchable balls (chomp, chomp).
Howry messed up an easy out (gnaw).
They also left 13 men on base (nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble…)
Cubs 5, Rangers 6.
Pass the salt.