Okay, the Paris thing didn't really happen.
What did really happen is I invested hours of my sleep time to watch another one run loss.
To the Pirates.
Had they won, we'd be talking about heroics and amazing plays: Soriano's amazing throw to the plate, Theriot's double play, Kevin Kronin's (REO Speedwagon!) rendition of "Take me out to the ballgame".
Instead, I'm talking to people about Jacque Jones grounding into the double play with D. Lee getting thrown out at home, Jones whiffing on the hit and run, then striking out, and a blown save.
As Paris Hilton might say, "that is so not hot."