
This guy doesn't remember me, but I sit right around the corner from him.
Our seats are up pretty high, but the view is amazing and I can get up at the end of an inning, head on down and get a frosty cold Bud and a dog with grilled onions from him, then go sit back down without missing a play.
Even though this joke is pretty corny, when he says this to you live and in person you'll laugh out loud.
I have about a dozen times.
